Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Bachna Ae Audience.. lo ye film aa gyi!!

Nopes, I am nt a movie critic so whatever I wd be writing wd be my very own observation and thinking in my own right way..So after creating much hype n hooplah, arrived dis movie "Bachna Ae Haseeno", well the movie is under Yashraj baner so all the publicity was expected but i believe dat if you are goin to watch a movie to enjoy some meanigful or atleast entertaining cinema, den I guess dis flick wd all the hot n thandi chicks is not the one!!

First lemme jst begin wd Minissha Lamba(i think i hv spelt her name right), well well dis bubbly small town gal who is into believing herself very lucky, has tried to imitate Preity Zinta a lot of times. This is all I can write about Minissha coz only dis much cud be noticed about her(courtesy: length of role in first half), second half is not even worth mentioning coz she was looking borin n dull, much like her character and could well hv gvn competition to Vidya Aunty.

Den letz come to our very own Bips, the hot sizzling, shortest of the shorts wearing neighbour, playing loud music of our poor hero to which our hero objects and ends up in her bedroom, ooops!! she ends up in his bedroom, yeah... wtever, hain na ekdum bollywood rapchik ishtyle. but the twst comes wn our hero ditches our vey own hot n modern yet havin Indian values heroine, on their wedding day, and the senti scene comes wn she sits wearing dat bridal suit on the steps of court, waiting fr him and suddenly her frn breaks the news dat da hero has flown to Sydney. Den in the nx shot comes wt our filmwallas are best at, showing the sentiaaps wd camera moving away from the heroine, who by da way is still sittin, frnz disappeared rather than consoling, rain , winds, mehndi on heroine's hands...huffffff!! In the second half however, comes the relief wn Bips turns a bitch makin sadda hero do all the messy work, dat was kinda cool!! however, disappointment was wn she forgives our hero at the airport, jo bilkul nhi banta tha, she should hv rather kicked his ass to wt he had done but alas! dese are our hindi movies ohh no no no sry Yashraj movies, so better expect the expected.

Chalo finally letz come to the last chick in da movie, stylish, modern,intelligent, beautiful, taxi driver saddi very own Deepika Pdukone who manages to do everything in a fully perfect way from driving taxis at nights to runnin a grocery store at days and attending B-school at..mmmm... at... well I dont know wt time is left after doing all these things wd make-up n all still in place. Nez da point is dat she has done a lot of overacting on the film n her dialogues are rather cut....cut....cut, her character is backed by poor acting and I hv begun to hate the wrd 'dude' coz she has used dat infinte times in the film in such a monotonous and pathetic way dat I might never use it in my entire life again, however, her beauty is fascinating and she has an amazing screen presence, u can't take ur eyes off her even fr a moment. Bk to movie, well dis chick breaks our heroe's heart jst before intermission, so wn u think dat the movie has ended at appropriate time(not situtation), its time fr interval.. cut to second half, the heroine realizes dat sadda hero is the 'one' :P n then the eternal kiss in the sunshine :P

Well as fr our hero, the story is over his span of 10 years (i guess), from his teen age where he breaks da heart of dis innocent grl in a rude manner, jst to gain recognition frm his frnz fr havin done 'it', to being left heart broken by his ideal grl, in between comes our Bips' story. No wonder, you would be happy at the end of first half coz his deeds have paid back!! but alas comes the second half, where he is frgvn all his misdeeds by his ex-es n readily accepted by his lady love. Well alas becoz fr once i tht that dis is one movie where da hero who actually is villainous den more villains in the bollywood is gvn his due, the story wd hv been more realistic had he been beaten by the previous two heroines, but......., nevertheless, Ranbir Kapoor has done an okay job, wdout droppin ne towels dis time ;), but i wonder why he alwz pronounces an 's' as 'sh', for e.g in one of the dialogus he says "main bhi kitna shtupid hoon na..." etc etc.He luks cute in some of da scenes.

But if we talk about the best actor den Bips is da name she is jst flawless, and has been growin as an actor day by day. The best line is "meri baat aur hai, main to killer hun...", i think m gonna use it fr sm day ;), best song i believe is 'Khuda jaane..' becoz of its picturisation.Overall, the movie is a timepass till first half n borin in the second half.

6 comments:

zombie said...

arree baba re.... yeh entry toh lag raah hai HT yaa TOI ke sunday edition ke liye likhi gayi hai ... any ways nice time pass .. padhne mein maza aaya

tc

Jo said...

;)

nidhi gupta said...

mast likha hai bidu...vaise m waiting 4 tht day whn u
l say vo killer vala dialog [:P]

NIKHIL BANSAL said...

u hav actually made sure that no body goes and watches the movie...becuase u hav told each and every move that film had....but it was awesome:)(ps-last line was delibrately written to encourage in a hope that the writer will get better.....just kidding ...lol.:)....it was actually good

NIKHIL BANSAL said...

u hav actually made sure that no body goes and watches the movie...becuase u hav told each and every move that film had....but it was awesome:)(ps-last line was delibrately written to encourage in a hope that the writer will get better.....just kidding ...lol.:)....it was actually good

Unknown said...

itni bhi buri nahi thi yar....